1. if you are a white woman, you will get gawked at. no exceptions.
2.that is not the ice cream man, it is the gas truck.
3. people do not drive in the lines, they are purely ornamental.
4. a horn is a substitute for anything. it's not reserved for the usual rudeness associated with it back home. it serves as a blinker, watch out, i'm coming over, go and a million other things. one hand is on the steering wheel and one is on the horn at all times.
5. lines do not exist. people do not wait in lines.
6. smoking is enjoyed by everyone and restricted no where.
7. washing machines have one setting. boiling hot.
8. stay away from cabs with the blue lights. the drivers are imported for jerkville.
9. jordanians will force feed you til you pop, but will eat 2 bites of whatever you serve them.
10. cockroaches live in clean houses too.
2.that is not the ice cream man, it is the gas truck.
3. people do not drive in the lines, they are purely ornamental.
4. a horn is a substitute for anything. it's not reserved for the usual rudeness associated with it back home. it serves as a blinker, watch out, i'm coming over, go and a million other things. one hand is on the steering wheel and one is on the horn at all times.
5. lines do not exist. people do not wait in lines.
6. smoking is enjoyed by everyone and restricted no where.
7. washing machines have one setting. boiling hot.
8. stay away from cabs with the blue lights. the drivers are imported for jerkville.
9. jordanians will force feed you til you pop, but will eat 2 bites of whatever you serve them.
10. cockroaches live in clean houses too.
3 comments:
Ooooh! Can't wait to visit. I love being gawked at.
You're funny. Sounds exciting but annoying at the same time. You'll probably miss all the craziness once you're gone!
That is so funny. I love the horn and want to use it more. If only the states were more like that. I MISS YOU! Come home! When is the big day? We need to party like it's 1999.
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